Why I HATE Vista summed up in one Picture.

The Game I wished I never Played

Before Christmas I though I would start playing a new game. Big Mistake. The game was World of Warcraft. I hate this game and everything about it. It is extremely fun and easy to play. I like it so much I can't stop playing the thing. Even when I am not playing it I am thinking my next level. The worst is when I get mad about getting spit on. It's only a game but I like it far to much. My Mage dies quite a bit. I think I am going to need to get a new guy.

Unemployed Guide to the Holidays.

Though I would make a nice guide for the holiday coming up in a week for all the Unemployed people like me.

The Dollar Store is the Unemployed persons best friend. You can find lots of useless crap at the dollars store. Like anyone will remember what you got them by next Christmas anyway. They won't remember whether you got them the $250 gift or the $1 picture frame.

Cheap Jewelery at Walmat. You can find some stuff there, sure it won't be that good stuff from a respectable place but at least if your girlfriend breaks up with you over it you didn't spend every much anyway.

Talking the Girlfriend into not wasting money on a tree. Best thing to do with this one if your going to be away for the holidays. Tell her your not going to be home for Christmas anyway so why waste your hard earned EI check on one.

Drink others beer as much as possible. When your visiting drink as much of their beer as you can. They are in a festive mood to start with and the more they drink the more you can drink of theirs.

Look for left overs. Always have one eye open for stuff left from Christmas supper. If your like me you get invited to about 5 or so over the holiday. There's nothing like free turkey sandwiches the next morning. They feel bad anyway because your on EI. Take advantage of this.

Eat more turkey at Holiday Dinner. You will stay full longer.

Rap your gifts in large boxes and give them out early. This will insure the friends and family think in there mind, that your dollar store gift is something cool. They will give you something better for your present.

Set a limit that you and your girlfriend will spend on presents. I like to set a budget of about $75 dollars. But make sure she knows it's alright if she wants to go over it. You set it and don't go over no matter what!

Make all your relatives know how hard up you are as you won't see them anyway the rest of the year. You may get some pity money out of it.

If your a redneck and ya know it....

Redneck that just won the powerball

Redneck Yacht

Redneck Wedding

Redneck Gingerbread Christmas House

Redneck Motorbike

Redneck Weather Station

Redneck Pet Carrier

Redneck Cat.

The Biggest Jackass Drivers

1. "The SUV Twit" - This is the person that thinks that the road was built for him/her and their SUV. They drive 50 mph no matter what the speed limit, you can get by them because their gas hogging SUV won't get out of the way.
2. "The Old Man With A Hat" - This driver is always driving a truck. You can usually find him on back roads driving 20 mph no matter what the speed limit is. He is hard to spot because you are usually the last car in a line-up of about 15 to 20 cars behind him. You can not pass as the twisty roads prevent you from that.
3. "You Are Forbidden From Passing Me Person" - This driver always drives under the speed limit. You can find him/her on the highway. This driver will drive any speed when you hit a passing lane to prevent you from passing him/her.
4. "The I have to Race Everyone Punk" - Can be spotted easily because of the flashy "Need for Speed" car and loud exhaust. This driver is usually younger. Most of the time you will only see this driver for a second because they are speeding by you and everyone else like they are in a video game.
5. "I'm driving this Car till the wheels fall off Person" - This driver is usually older and has been driving the same car since the War. Which War is still to be determined? They never come out at night. Their car can be spotted by the big rust spots and parts that maybe falling from it.
6. "The Stoner Driver" - You can spot this driver because of the perfect driving skilling. They will never miss a stop sign. They always drive 1 mph under the speed limit. May have loud Cypress Hill music playing.
   

How does regular Digg user Spot a Digg Troll?

I just wanted to take a moment to thank all the digg trolls for their BS comments. Looks like one of my post made it on the front page. Here are some ways to spot a digg troll....

Your translation of "NSFW" is "New Stuff For Wanking".

Instead of spanking it like normal Diggers, to celebrities such as Jessica Alba, you regularly spank it to the fantasy of googlelady and emobrat.

You haven't even given it a second though that maybe Kevin and Alex are possibly secret lovers, drinking that much beer in one show can make ya do funny things?

Your nightly Lords Prayer goes something like this "Dear Lord let you find it in your heart, to help MrBabyMan to find the strength to finally add me to his friends where I will enjoy the glory of finally getting my crap to the front page of Digg".

When Digg goes down you actually read the blogs on the 404 page.

You have submitted 20,000 + articles and your popular rating is still 0%.

You have actually wasted part of your day looking at my blog (that loser captaindigger).

When you wake up in your parents basement, you turn on your computer, the Digg homepage loads and you refer to it as "Sunrise".

Great even Facebook is a hater.

Wow even Facebook is a hater today. Thanks Facebook I really feel like signing up for my account now.