The Biggest Jackass Drivers

1. "The SUV Twit" - This is the person that thinks that the road was built for him/her and their SUV. They drive 50 mph no matter what the speed limit, you can get by them because their gas hogging SUV won't get out of the way.
2. "The Old Man With A Hat" - This driver is always driving a truck. You can usually find him on back roads driving 20 mph no matter what the speed limit is. He is hard to spot because you are usually the last car in a line-up of about 15 to 20 cars behind him. You can not pass as the twisty roads prevent you from that.
3. "You Are Forbidden From Passing Me Person" - This driver always drives under the speed limit. You can find him/her on the highway. This driver will drive any speed when you hit a passing lane to prevent you from passing him/her.
4. "The I have to Race Everyone Punk" - Can be spotted easily because of the flashy "Need for Speed" car and loud exhaust. This driver is usually younger. Most of the time you will only see this driver for a second because they are speeding by you and everyone else like they are in a video game.
5. "I'm driving this Car till the wheels fall off Person" - This driver is usually older and has been driving the same car since the War. Which War is still to be determined? They never come out at night. Their car can be spotted by the big rust spots and parts that maybe falling from it.
6. "The Stoner Driver" - You can spot this driver because of the perfect driving skilling. They will never miss a stop sign. They always drive 1 mph under the speed limit. May have loud Cypress Hill music playing.
   

How does regular Digg user Spot a Digg Troll?

I just wanted to take a moment to thank all the digg trolls for their BS comments. Looks like one of my post made it on the front page. Here are some ways to spot a digg troll....

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Telemarketers

Telemarketers have been calling. Big deal right? Well today I am going to waste sometime writing about how bad it has been getting. I am sure everyone is used to the wait on the phone when you call your local bank or phone company. You know the annoying message "thank you for waiting your call is very important to us". Then the crappy elevator music comes on and you have to endure that for 30 minutes. So the other day I get one of those "unknown callers" phone calls. I pick it up and I say hello. You know it's a telemarketer because you say hello and there is no one there. So I wait expecting some poor fool to come on the line and say hello. It doesn't happen? WTF? Next thing I know a message comes on the phone "please wait for an important message" and the crappy elevator music comes on the phone. Here I am waiting for one of these jack asses to come on the phone to talk to me! Do they honestly expect me to wait on the phone to have someone preach to me about getting a new Mastercard express or something? Guess what that "important" message was one that I didn't care to hear. Hang up.