The Biggest Jackass Drivers

1. "The SUV Twit" - This is the person that thinks that the road was built for him/her and their SUV. They drive 50 mph no matter what the speed limit, you can get by them because their gas hogging SUV won't get out of the way.
2. "The Old Man With A Hat" - This driver is always driving a truck. You can usually find him on back roads driving 20 mph no matter what the speed limit is. He is hard to spot because you are usually the last car in a line-up of about 15 to 20 cars behind him. You can not pass as the twisty roads prevent you from that.
3. "You Are Forbidden From Passing Me Person" - This driver always drives under the speed limit. You can find him/her on the highway. This driver will drive any speed when you hit a passing lane to prevent you from passing him/her.
4. "The I have to Race Everyone Punk" - Can be spotted easily because of the flashy "Need for Speed" car and loud exhaust. This driver is usually younger. Most of the time you will only see this driver for a second because they are speeding by you and everyone else like they are in a video game.
5. "I'm driving this Car till the wheels fall off Person" - This driver is usually older and has been driving the same car since the War. Which War is still to be determined? They never come out at night. Their car can be spotted by the big rust spots and parts that maybe falling from it.
6. "The Stoner Driver" - You can spot this driver because of the perfect driving skilling. They will never miss a stop sign. They always drive 1 mph under the speed limit. May have loud Cypress Hill music playing.