How does regular Digg user Spot a Digg Troll?

I just wanted to take a moment to thank all the digg trolls for their BS comments. Looks like one of my post made it on the front page. Here are some ways to spot a digg troll....

Your translation of "NSFW" is "New Stuff For Wanking".

Instead of spanking it like normal Diggers, to celebrities such as Jessica Alba, you regularly spank it to the fantasy of googlelady and emobrat.

You haven't even given it a second though that maybe Kevin and Alex are possibly secret lovers, drinking that much beer in one show can make ya do funny things?

Your nightly Lords Prayer goes something like this "Dear Lord let you find it in your heart, to help MrBabyMan to find the strength to finally add me to his friends where I will enjoy the glory of finally getting my crap to the front page of Digg".

When Digg goes down you actually read the blogs on the 404 page.

You have submitted 20,000 + articles and your popular rating is still 0%.

You have actually wasted part of your day looking at my blog (that loser captaindigger).

When you wake up in your parents basement, you turn on your computer, the Digg homepage loads and you refer to it as "Sunrise".