The Biggest Jackass Drivers

1. "The SUV Twit" - This is the person that thinks that the road was built for him/her and their SUV. They drive 50 mph no matter what the speed limit, you can get by them because their gas hogging SUV won't get out of the way.
2. "The Old Man With A Hat" - This driver is always driving a truck. You can usually find him on back roads driving 20 mph no matter what the speed limit is. He is hard to spot because you are usually the last car in a line-up of about 15 to 20 cars behind him. You can not pass as the twisty roads prevent you from that.
3. "You Are Forbidden From Passing Me Person" - This driver always drives under the speed limit. You can find him/her on the highway. This driver will drive any speed when you hit a passing lane to prevent you from passing him/her.
4. "The I have to Race Everyone Punk" - Can be spotted easily because of the flashy "Need for Speed" car and loud exhaust. This driver is usually younger. Most of the time you will only see this driver for a second because they are speeding by you and everyone else like they are in a video game.
5. "I'm driving this Car till the wheels fall off Person" - This driver is usually older and has been driving the same car since the War. Which War is still to be determined? They never come out at night. Their car can be spotted by the big rust spots and parts that maybe falling from it.
6. "The Stoner Driver" - You can spot this driver because of the perfect driving skilling. They will never miss a stop sign. They always drive 1 mph under the speed limit. May have loud Cypress Hill music playing.
   

How does regular Digg user Spot a Digg Troll?

I just wanted to take a moment to thank all the digg trolls for their BS comments. Looks like one of my post made it on the front page. Here are some ways to spot a digg troll....

Your translation of "NSFW" is "New Stuff For Wanking".

Instead of spanking it like normal Diggers, to celebrities such as Jessica Alba, you regularly spank it to the fantasy of googlelady and emobrat.

You haven't even given it a second though that maybe Kevin and Alex are possibly secret lovers, drinking that much beer in one show can make ya do funny things?

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When Digg goes down you actually read the blogs on the 404 page.

You have submitted 20,000 + articles and your popular rating is still 0%.

You have actually wasted part of your day looking at my blog (that loser captaindigger).

When you wake up in your parents basement, you turn on your computer, the Digg homepage loads and you refer to it as "Sunrise".

Great even Facebook is a hater.

Wow even Facebook is a hater today. Thanks Facebook I really feel like signing up for my account now.

Telemarketers

Telemarketers have been calling. Big deal right? Well today I am going to waste sometime writing about how bad it has been getting. I am sure everyone is used to the wait on the phone when you call your local bank or phone company. You know the annoying message "thank you for waiting your call is very important to us". Then the crappy elevator music comes on and you have to endure that for 30 minutes. So the other day I get one of those "unknown callers" phone calls. I pick it up and I say hello. You know it's a telemarketer because you say hello and there is no one there. So I wait expecting some poor fool to come on the line and say hello. It doesn't happen? WTF? Next thing I know a message comes on the phone "please wait for an important message" and the crappy elevator music comes on the phone. Here I am waiting for one of these jack asses to come on the phone to talk to me! Do they honestly expect me to wait on the phone to have someone preach to me about getting a new Mastercard express or something? Guess what that "important" message was one that I didn't care to hear. Hang up.

Screw Phony Human Resources People

People in human resources are the more fake pieces of shit on the planet. Most of them specialize in bullshit. Nothing and I mean nothing pisses me off more then my monthly person from human resources email. "Hi (my name here) how is it going. Just checking in to get an update on how things are going. Did you get into school? If you need anything just let me know" - Bullshitters name here. Well I am unemployed, I didn't get into school because someone else like you screwed me over in that respect and I am living on $800 dollars a month... mmmm how the fuck do you think I am doing? Do I need anything? Well the last time you emailed me to see if I need anything I told you I needed a good job? You didn't email me back and that was the end of it. If I tell you the same thing this time is something suppose to change? These people will smile and tell you to your face, that you have nothing to worry about and 10 months later your ass is sleeping in a cardboard box. What is their job anyway? What do they really do? Since when did sitting on your ass all day bullshitting become a job anyway? Yes thank you I know that there are lots of call centers hiring. Now go stick your head in the toilet and flush 3 times and once extra for me please.

Why is Amazon Ripping off their Canadian Customers On Computer Books?

By now most everyone knows that the Canadian Dollar is worth a couple of cents more then the American Dollar. I guess Amazon hasn't heard the news? Amazon is still charging Canadian Customers $10 to $15 dollars more on computer books. Charging more for the exact same book is nothing but ripping off the Customer. Amazon shouldn't be aloud to get away with this and we need to contact Amazon and ask why they feel they need to take advantage of their customers north of the border. By the look of their shipping Canadian Customers can't order books from the dot com site. Customers are stuck paying more for books on the dot ca site. Amazon is making more off of the strong Canadian Dollar, plus charging higher prices.

Getting the Volume of Porn Right

Living in an apartment building and getting the volume of the porn just right is a delicate balancing act. On one hand you don`t want to have the porn to loud so all the neighbours can hear it. On the other hand you don`t want to have the volume to low so you can hear all the great sound effects. I just can`t seem to get it just right I am always wondering if the people walking down the hall are listening to the consistent sound track of porn coming from the apartment. Every time I see them in the hall I am wondering if they are thinking .. there is the guy that watches porn all day long. I don`t see what the big deal is just because they hear moaning and groaning coming from my apartment 5 out of the 6 hours I am awake everyday. Maybe that is why all the woman on my floor no long exist?