Thursday, October 25, 2007

Getting the Volume of Porn Right

Living in an apartment building and getting the volume of the porn just right is a delicate balancing act. On one hand you don`t want to have the porn to loud so all the neighbours can hear it. On the other hand you don`t want to have the volume to low so you can hear all the great sound effects. I just can`t seem to get it just right I am always wondering if the people walking down the hall are listening to the consistent sound track of porn coming from the apartment. Every time I see them in the hall I am wondering if they are thinking .. there is the guy that watches porn all day long. I don`t see what the big deal is just because they hear moaning and groaning coming from my apartment 5 out of the 6 hours I am awake everyday. Maybe that is why all the woman on my floor no long exist?

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