Masturbation While On Vaction

Do you know how hard it is to get some Masturbation time while your on Vacation? I will tell you it is hard. I was down visiting my Brother and His Wife awhile ago and when you are there with your, parents, girlfriend, and your brother and wife and his two kids it is pretty much impossible.

If your lucky you can get some in when they go to church but that means that you have to get out of going. Then you never know who is going to show up at the door. One time I was getting some time in when one of the neighbours showed up at the door with a pecan pie. I was hoping that they couldn't see in the living room window or I would have been busted! Also when your on vacation it's like living in a third world country when it comes to getting some porn. I think it would be easier to find water in the dessert then to get a little porn. When you only have dial-up to work with your stuck with your imagination.

The easiest time you get is in the morning after you get out of the shower. I was using this time. The worst morning that I had was the first morning. I was getting a good jerk going. It was the time just before the happy time. I looked over and there was all my sister-in-laws 6 nieces and nephews all dressed in their Sunday best staring at me in their family picture on the counter. Jr. EI-Guy was dead in about two seconds.